Noodle Boy is a nickname my son had when he was a tiny guy and I started this blog. His nickname changes all the time. (Don't worry, we keep his real name the same.) He is completely awesome. Read on and see for yourself!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Cold Play? Really?

I was wandering through Pottery Barn Kids looking at ridiculously priced children's decor when I came upon a display for RockABye Baby! CDs. They are lullaby versions of popular rock songs. They are really neat it's all instrumental and mellow, but it's cool because they have Nirvana and The Beatles and other totally awesome stuff. I was very tempted to purchase The Rolling Stones, it sounded pretty cool. So I'm flipping through the selection of CDs and I come across Cold Play. Yes, Cold Play in lullaby form. Because it Cold Play REALLY needs to be toned down to get someone to fall asleep.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Please don't feed my kid Cheetos. Seriously.

Don't take this the wrong way. I love Cheetos, I really do. But for the love of God DON'T FEED MY KID CHEETOS! It never fails to amaze me that people will ask me if it's o.k. before they give my dog food from their plate but will just try to cram stuff in my kid's mouth. So my big hang ups with Cheetos are the following:

1.There is no nutritional value in a Cheeto, believe me. When I was pregnant I tried to convince the OB that Cheetos were considered a full serving of dairy. I was very sternly informed otherwise.
2. Babies can't digest corn. Cheetos are chewed up corn with cheese spray on them.
3. My family has allergies to artificial food coloring. The cheese spray is so artificially colored it could be Micheal Jackson.

Should you come in contact with my child while you are enjoying Cheetos please keep them to yourself.