Noodle Boy is a nickname my son had when he was a tiny guy and I started this blog. His nickname changes all the time. (Don't worry, we keep his real name the same.) He is completely awesome. Read on and see for yourself!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Please don't feed my kid Cheetos. Seriously.

Don't take this the wrong way. I love Cheetos, I really do. But for the love of God DON'T FEED MY KID CHEETOS! It never fails to amaze me that people will ask me if it's o.k. before they give my dog food from their plate but will just try to cram stuff in my kid's mouth. So my big hang ups with Cheetos are the following:

1.There is no nutritional value in a Cheeto, believe me. When I was pregnant I tried to convince the OB that Cheetos were considered a full serving of dairy. I was very sternly informed otherwise.
2. Babies can't digest corn. Cheetos are chewed up corn with cheese spray on them.
3. My family has allergies to artificial food coloring. The cheese spray is so artificially colored it could be Micheal Jackson.

Should you come in contact with my child while you are enjoying Cheetos please keep them to yourself.

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