Me: "I need to wash my face before we leave."
Jon: "Because it's gross?"
J: "Mom, why's that bird laying on the steps?"
M: "Because he died, honey."
J: "Oh. That's not a very good choice."
"Dad! I need to show you something. It's in the toilet-and it's NOT pee."
"Here Mom, hold this booger, we're out of Kleenex and I have a clean shirt on."
"That kitty has a little pink nose. How does he get his boogers out? His paws won't fit in there."