Noodle Boy is a nickname my son had when he was a tiny guy and I started this blog. His nickname changes all the time. (Don't worry, we keep his real name the same.) He is completely awesome. Read on and see for yourself!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

what Jon said

J: "Mom, is this Subway also a church?"
M: "No, why?"
J: "Those guys just said 'Amen.' Maybe they don't know it's not a church.  Maybe you should tell them."


J: "Is that guy real?  Because his leg's not. Look. Plastic."
M: "Yes, he is real.  He had a big owie and they had to take his leg off and give him a plastic one so he could walk."
J: "I don't think he's real.  Let's ask him..."


"I'm glad we're home.  I like the toilets here better."


J: "How come you're not eating supper, Mom?"
M: "Because I have a tummy ache today."
J: "Oh.  I had that before.  What kind of chap-stick did you eat?"


"You have to fix my sleeves, Mom.  Look.  They're all jacked up."


J: "Why did you yell at those big boys?"
M: "Because they were talking naughty and being mean."
J: "Why did they do that?"
M: "Probably because their mommies aren't around and they think it's ok to be big jerks when they're by themselves."
J (in awe): "When I'm big, I'm going to be a big jerk and swear too.  I can't WAIT."


Kasey Baker-VerMulm said...

When I was little my cousin Trevor and I were playing at Memorial Park. There were older kids there, cussing up a storm. We told my mom and she came over and called them "Potty Mouths". Well, that was obviously the greatest thing I'd ever heard anyone called in my life. Your big jerk story reminded me.

So tell us, what kind of chapstick did you eat? Oh how I love things Jon said.

JenB37 said...

Potty mouth! I will never be able to utter those words in front of Jon. Because he is a boy, and boys are gross. He loves to talk about anything bathroom related. I'm sure he would squeal with delight if he heard me say that.

Why do older kids go to the park and act like jackasses? I don't understand that. If you are old enough to go to the park by yourself,then you probably shouldn't. Because that's about the time kids start acting like big jerks when their moms aren't around.